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Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7584	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Villages Defended:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3696
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7330	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5728	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	764
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Votes:	119	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	80
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	1211
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	5947
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	118

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!