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EconomySMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	242	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

economysmp.hostmy.games

ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magic Items Found:	6556	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Votes:	915
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2455	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	158	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no