Spazz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

Minecraft SMP: BuloBuloCraft!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6938	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Merenda, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server (and probably have a tummy ache).

So come join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Tia da Merenda edition>>143861154!

GossipBlockerCraft

activities of daily living, at-home caregiving, Boundaries, Caregiver, caregiver responsibilities, CNA, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, Feeding, GossipBlockerCraft, handover, hygiene, lazy coworkers, light housekeeping, Mobility, overnight shift, Professionalism, toileting, work etiquette, workplace gossip

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of all the drama and gossip in your current Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for lazy players and drama queens! We only care about one thing – building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.

Forget about the toxic environment of other servers, join us and experience a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of lazy players who couldn’t handle our high standards. Will you be brave enough to face them and prove your worth?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’re made of! Just remember, no gossiping allowed – unless it’s about how awesome our server is!

GirlBossCraft SMP

career options for women, female dominated industry, female empowerment, female entrepreneurs, female professionals, female-dominated fields, gender bias in the workplace, gender disparity, gender equality, gender stereotypes in the workplace, GirlBossCraft, non-traditional careers for women, professional opportunities for women, smp, women in business, women in healthcare, women in leadership, women in stem, women in technology, women in the workforce, women’s career choices, women’s roles in society

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3547
Zombie Dances:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers run by sweaty try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is ruled by a fierce group of warrior queens who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the only way to gain entry is to defeat the reigning queen in a dance-off competition. That’s right, we settle disputes with sick dance moves here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NoSleepCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3601
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to keep you up all night (in a good way)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding on the back of a flying pig. Or how about mining for diamonds in a world where the ground is made of cheese?

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So if you’re tired of snoozefest servers and want to join a community of hardcore gamers who thrive on chaos and madness, then come on over and see if you can handle the insanity. Just make sure to stock up on coffee, because once you join, you won’t want to sleep ever again!

KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.

not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.

so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.

PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

Useful Links

Apply Today!

Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3

Pokegirl Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole new dimension called the Pokegirl Dimension where you can battle and catch your favorite Pokegirls!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with their favorite Pokegirl while dancing with creepers? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	859	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crops Grown:	6342
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Italy or Altar: You Pick!

altar, best man, birthday celebration, birthday celebration opportunity, birthday plans, birthday trip, birthday trip planning, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family obligations., financial limitations, italy, Italy trip, Pick, Prioritizing, relationship advice, special occasion, travel experience, travel opportunity, Wedding, work/school schedule

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of constantly putting others before yourself? Do you dream of celebrating your birthday in style without any interruptions? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with birthday surprises and Italy-themed fun. Who needs a wedding when you can party it up in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you make the best decision for yourself. So ditch the real-life drama and come celebrate your birthday with us!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

ABSTINENCE, fertility, male experience, male health, male perspective, male perspective on periods, male reproductive cycle, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, menstruation, menstruation cycle, period talk, PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP, pregnancy scare, Relief, reproductive health, reproductive organs, reproductive system, sex education, sexual activity, sexual health

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	116638	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!