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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4750 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?