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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9524 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.
But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?
And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.
