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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8041 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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