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RageCraft: Instant Trigger
anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vexJoin our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.GYAT.minewind.net
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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social IssuesPlayers: 103/300 Uptime: 95% Rating: 4.2 / 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 2586 Emeralds Found: 8448 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.
and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.
so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?
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CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, WarPlayers: 103/100 Uptime: 99% Rating: 4.9 / 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Love Letters Sent: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Potions Brewed: 97 Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Farms Harvested: 687 Endless Night Skies: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22 Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Falling into the Void: 3 Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!GYAT.minewind.net
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Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squadPlayers: 93/1000 Uptime: 99% Rating: 4.3 / 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).
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Country Minecraft SMP Happen
Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travelPlayers: 100/200 Uptime: 97% Rating: 5.0 / 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 2560 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 228 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!GYAT.minewind.net
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DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TrustPlayers: 94/200 Uptime: 98% Rating: 4.0 / 5 Divine Spears Created: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Runes Activated: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Farms Harvested: 889 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.
Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!
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NoApologiesMC
acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerancePlayers: 101/600 Uptime: 97% Rating: 4.1 / 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?
Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!
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PixelPeenPalace
attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquettePlayers: 103/1000 Uptime: 97% Rating: 4.5 / 5 Enchantments Applied: 221 Alien Abductions: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 414 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!GYAT.minewind.net
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ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealthPlayers: 104/600 Uptime: 95% Rating: 4.3 / 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Falling into the Void: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!GYAT.minewind.net
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MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95% Rating: 4.6 / 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Alien Abductions: 2 Mines Excavated: 1635 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.
so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.
come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!
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