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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5772 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8438 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!