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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	216	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	6697	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	7201	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	170	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	2198
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	8648	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!