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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7684 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 6132 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?