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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

bad idea, bear spray, bike ride, death acceptance, defending themselves, demoralize, dog killing knives, hellbeasts, internet hate, op, pitbull attack, psyop, reddit, Running, search results, self defense, SelfDefenseSMP, soys, Teen, unleashed pitbull, weapon, WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDebate2020

Analysis, Audience, biden, Campaign, candidates, CraftyDebate2020, current events, Democracy, discussion, election, Issues, Moderator, policy, Politics, predictions, presidential debate, televised event, tonight, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7814

Join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic presidential debate ever! Watch as the candidates duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, trying to win over the votes of the creepers and skeletons in the audience. Will they be able to convince the Ender Dragon to endorse them? Only time will tell on our server! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a surprise appearance as the moderator. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime event!

SpaceJunkCraft

broken satellite, debris, environmental impact, international Space Station, Junk, Orbit, Russian, Russian satellite, Satellite, Space, space agency, Space debris, space debris removal, space exploration, space junk, space mission, space pollution, space sustainability., space waste, SpaceJunkCraft, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	8725	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

join this server if you want to escape the chaos of falling Russian satellites! we promise no space junk will interfere with your epic builds here! our community is out of this world, literally! come build with us and leave the space debris behind. plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the broken satellite haunts our server, giving out diamonds to lucky players. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with us? join now and let’s blast off together!

PocketPhoneHeadCraft

Communication, connectivity, convenience, Cybernetics, digital age, Evolution, Future, futuristic, implantable technology, innovation, mobile devices, personal devices, Phone, PocketPhoneHeadCraft, progress, Sci Fi, science fiction, smartphones, societal changes, society, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

join dis server if u want to experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!! we got pigs dat can fly, creepers dat dance, and diamonds dat talk to u in ur sleep.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster dat went all da way to da moon and back in 5 minutes. it was so fast, u could see ur brain fly outta ur ears.

we also have a secret underground city where all da villagers wear top hats and monocles. dey sip tea and discuss da meaning of life.

if u join dis server, u will never be bored again. u will laugh, u will cry, u will question ur sanity. but most importantly, u will have da time of ur life. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime. or at least until da next update.

FREE ADMIN ON RV: go fuck yourself.com Minecraft server

FREE ADMINISTRATION, freeadmin, go fuck yourself, idinahuy, minecraft server, rv

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Farms Harvested:	680	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

FREE ADMINISTRATION ON RV: freeadmin.com.idinahuy

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Spark Society Today

Active, Chat, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Essentials, Friendly, Fun, fun server, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, PvE, Server, Social, Spark Society Today, Survival, survival server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Towns Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the Spark Society Today server, we’re a fun survival server!

We have some basic Essentials commands, but you should come into our Discord server and chat with other players!Here’s a link to our discord server: discord.gg/TvP3gq8fyJ

sparksocietytoday.aternos.me:60551

The Land of Ouch; Where the only thing crowded is the closet in my base. Join our chill, friendly community for some laid-back fun!

#announcement, Adventure, base, bedrock server, Chill, Claims, CLOSET, collaboration, commands, Community, crowded, Discord, Dynmap, End resets, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, grand opening, Grief Protection, java server, Join, Laidback, Land, Minecraft, new chapter, Ouch, Plugins, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7535	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4053
Enchantments Applied:	104	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Animals Bred:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Server Information
Server Name: The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date: June 13th
Server Version: 1.21
Server Type: Survival Multiplayer

Why Choose The Land of Ooo SMP?

Simplified Fun: Focus on community and engaging events.
Custom Play Style: Claim land for projects, solo or group play.
Adventure Ready: Regular End resets for new explorations.

Features:

Join Us!

Java Server IP: izzi.crafted.pro

Bedrock IP: 107.175.196.2:31132

Discord Server Code: https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB

Discord Username: eathant

FAQs

1. What is the server launch date? The server officially launched on June 13th alongside the 1.21 update.

2. What type of server is The Land of Ooo SMP? It is a Survival Multiplayer server with a focus on community and engagement.

3. What features does the server offer? Some of the features include claims, dynmap, grief protection, and home/TPA commands.

4. How often are End resets performed? End resets are done every 2-3 weeks to keep the exploration exciting.

5. How can I join the server? You can join using the Java Server IP or the Bedrock IP provided above.

BestEver Minecraft Server

arrogance, best person, BestEver, boastful, divine light, Ego, Incarnate, Minecraft, mog, narcissism, OverConfident, seethe, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, self-centered, self-importance, self-praise, self-proclaimed, Server, subhumans, superior, superiority complex

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	2808	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you long to bask in the glory of someone who is quite literally the best person ever? Look no further, for on this server, you will have the privilege of worshiping the divine light incarnate – ME.

Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.

UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, consent, consequences, digital footprint, Marriage, Minecraft, ONLINE, onlyfans, Pictures, privacy, relationships, Self Respect, Self-expression, Server, social media, teasing, Trust, underwear, UnderwearCraft, VALUES

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8357	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of scandal.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. We’ve got players who have built entire cities in the sky, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and even players who have created their own virtual reality world within the game.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Underwear Party Fridays” where players can show off their best pixelated lingerie creations, and “Onlyfans Tease Tuesdays” where players can compete to see who can create the most scandalous skin. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win some epic loot.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you could join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come see what all the fuss is about and join us today!

CraftyClassmates Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, bookstore, CraftyClassmates, decision, Dirty Looks, family, Fiasco, friendship, gift card, Grateful, inexpensive gift, Interaction, late birthday gift, Minecraft, mom groupchat, parents, personal gift, refusing to buy, Server, smaller gift, son’s classmate, Spider Man toy car, uninvited

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2998	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8059
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where gift-giving etiquette is taken to the extreme! Join us and witness the epic saga of James and Mikey, where a simple bookstore gift card ignites a feud that will go down in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of avoiding judgmental parents and giving personalized Spider Man toy cars to the birthday boy. Will your gifts cause controversy or will they be hailed as the greatest in Minecraft gift-giving history?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft drama like never before. Who knew a simple gift could cause so much chaos? Only on our server, where every gift comes with a side of scandal!

BikiniBashersGoneWild

awkward, bikini top, BikiniBashersGoneWild, Boundaries, breasts, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, EXPOSED, flat-chested, friend’s boyfriend, Humiliation, Inappropriate Behavior, insensitive, kicked out, overreacting, Pig, pool party, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIOLATION

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

Forget about awkward work situations and embarrassing moments – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you dive into our epic world of fun and creativity. So come join us and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!