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Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

anti cheat, antibot, Community, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, Gm 1, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueMC.ru, version 1.9, VK GROUP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	9183	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

free.mc-server.ru

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, colorful animation, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, lillian, magical creatures, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nyammy, positive vibes, Precure, relatable episode, Server, Smile Voice, teamwork, transformation sequence, Wonderful, Wonderful Precure

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Farms Harvested:	504	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1757	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mines Excavated:	1224
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7934
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mines Excavated:	2674
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7851
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mines Excavated:	3915	Dragon Eggs Found:	6656

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)