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‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	6283
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Post-Coital Pixels

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Runes Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8957	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Enchantments Applied:	97	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2853

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!