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ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Crops Grown:	8732	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all over the US, from Alabama to Florida to West Virginia, all ready to team up and take on the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

Our Discord is the place to be for all the latest gossip, tips, and hilarious memes. Want to find a fellow player who shares your love of building giant castles? Or maybe you’re on the hunt for a PvP partner who can take down mobs like a pro. Whatever you’re looking for, our server has got you covered.

But beware, we’ve got some rules too. No griefing, no stealing, and absolutely no building ugly dirt huts (seriously, we have standards). If you break the rules, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident Minecraft wizard, who can turn your diamond armor into a pumpkin with just a flick of his wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if you end up spending hours mining for diamonds instead of doing your homework. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right team by your side, you can conquer anything. See you in the game!

LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP

25 hours long, 50 transformations, 8.5/10, Boring, Cinematics, devil may cry, English Dub, Game, goty, graphics, Leaks.., LeakyBlackMythReviewsMCSMP, main story, Real Black Myth Reviews, serviceable, Skill Tree, Small, souls fans, stutters

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	447	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!

But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!

Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.

And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!

MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	1759
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4803
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world