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GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8267
Ores Mined:	1077	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Towns Built:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	5	Votes:	6112
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	5850
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	262946
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Star Shards Collected:	157

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	136	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!

AutonomyCraft: No Unwanted Help, Just Fun!

affective rumination, Autonomy, AutonomyCraft, competence, Coworkers, employee study, Frustration, Fun, interpersonal relationships, job satisfaction, Mental well-being, peer support, professional boundaries, psychological detachment, Stress Management, supervisors, teamwork, unwanted, unwanted help, work performance, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace dynamics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and you just need to do your own thing, but then your friends keep trying to help you and it’s, like, so annoying? well, on this server, we totally get that! we won’t bug you with unwanted help, because we know that can lead to major frustration.

and get this – if you join our server, you’ll actually have less stress after playing! like, how crazy is that? you can just chill and do your own thing without worrying about people bugging you.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be your own boss and not have to deal with annoying helpers. trust us, your mental health will thank you for it!