BlockyTurnOffs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Crops Grown:	9389
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1103
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

Arkhangelsk, Arkhangelsk school, arms production, controversy, education, Explosives, grenade components, GrenadeCraft, high school, international news, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, News, production, russia, russia news, Safety, school project, Server, Students, weapons

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	4967	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Animals Bred:	154

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

Cancer, cancer risk, employment, full-time, health, health study, Job, long hours, MineCraftCancerRiskLOL, occupational health., research, Risk, stress, study, Swiss study, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-related cancer, workload, Workplace

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

Adventure, AVOID, Brackets, Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, java, Join, LGBTQ, Mature, MEGABASES, Minecraft, ocean monument, Player Shops, Players, Railroads, Server26, Small, smp, Square, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
World will never reset
Land claiming available
Player trading via signs
Community-built spawn area
No adminshops
Public farms available

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

Q: Will the world ever reset?

A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

Q: What currency is used on the server?

A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, animal, Animals, asterisks, BootyCraft, butt, Butts, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, humoristic, jokes, laugh out loud, Laughter, lmaoo, Minecraft, rofl, Server, xd

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

addiction, cancer risk, cardiovascular diseases, cigarettes, Good, harmful chemicals, harmful effects, health risks, long-term effects, lung cancer, Minecraft, nicotine, public health, quitting smoking, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, smoking-related illnesses, smp, tobacco, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

SibSquad Minecraft Server

adoption, car accident, children, custody, disagreement, Duty, family, financial support, foster care, Home ownership, insurance, Minecraft, parenting, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SETTLEMENT, Siblings, SibSquad, Support, Tragedy, trust fund

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

aita, Bridesmaids, children, civil married, Drama, family, flower girl, groomsmen, Kids, Meaningful, Niece, NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL, religious wedding, ring bearer, Rude, sister, spoiled, Visit

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

CelebRageCraft

attitude, bad manners, Behavior, CelebRageCraft, Celebrity, celebrity encounter, celebrity encounter experience, celebrity encounter story, Celebrity Gossip, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., encounter, Experience, FAMOUS, inappropriate, Interaction, Rude, rude celebrity, Story, Unpleasant

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

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