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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 995 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny minnies in the dating world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who have indulged in all the weight loss drugs they can find! That’s right, if you’re looking for a partner who’s been on a strict diet of diet pills and appetite suppressants, then this is the server for you!
Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?
So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?
