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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4498 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 934035 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!