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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8436 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 183 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!