Sortisia – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyPantsMinecraft SMP
body positivity, CraftyPantsMinecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, smp
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside a bunch of clucking geniuses!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you three wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cocky Cockatrice, a mythical creature with a cocky attitude and a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, he’s all bark and no bite…we think.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how big your cocky can get! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any cocky-related incidents that may occur while playing on our server.)

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PotionPals Minecraft Server
Appetite, Church, counseling, depression, eating disorder, family, Friends, gossip, korean culture, medication, mental health, Minecraft, PotionPals, reputation, secrecy, Server, social circle, social consequences, stigma, Traditional, weight loss, wellbutrin
Are you tired of real-life drama ruining your reputation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where nobody cares about your weight loss journey!
On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about nosy friends or judgmental church groups. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of keeping secrets from your family.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs friends and family when you have virtual blocks to build with?

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SisExEncounterLOL
amicable exes, Communication Issues, divorce aftermath, emotional triggers, ex-spouse encounters, family dynamics, family loyalty, marital history, mutual friends, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, random encounters, relationship etiquette, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, SisExEncounterLOL, sisterly expectations, social norms, unexpected interactions, unresolved feelings
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running into your sister’s ex-husband at Target is a common occurrence! Join us for some blocky fun and drama-filled adventures.
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of bumping into your sister’s ex at the virtual Target self-checkout! 2. Build your own divorce-themed pixel art to express your unresolved feelings. 3. Play with friendly players who may or may not have run into your ex-husband at a virtual Target in the game.
Join now and never miss out on the latest gossip from the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even find your sister’s ex-husband building a Target store in the game. Let the drama unfold in our virtual world!

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TechFree4Peace Minecraft SMP
betterment, Communication, consequences, Development, Environment, Ethics, Future, Impact, innovation, internet, Minecraft, NSFW, privacy, progress, REMOVE, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, social media, society, Surveillance, TechFree4Peace, Technology, world
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!
Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players battle it out in epic PvP battles, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market, trading rare items for emeralds and secrets.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. They believe that sacrificing potatoes to Spudnik will bring them good luck and fortune in their Minecraft adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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Weirdly Useful Powers
advantageous abilities, advantageous superpowers, beneficial powers, beneficial superpowers, bizarre gifts, Exceptional skills, extraordinary skills, extraordinary talents, odd talents, outlandish talents, peculiar powers, peculiar superpowers, Powers, quirky superpowers, strange abilities, supernatural abilities, uncommon strengths, Unique abilities, unusual capabilities, useful superpower, weird superpower, Weirdly
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old superpowers like flying and super strength? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of wacky superpowers that will have you laughing and winning at the same time.
Ever wanted to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Imagine the look on your enemies’ faces as they get tangled up in a delicious web of carbs. Or how about the power to turn invisible, but only when you’re singing the Macarena? It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s a game-changer.
But wait, there’s more! How about the ability to summon a horde of angry chickens to do your bidding? Or the power to make everyone around you break out into spontaneous dance parties? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So come join us and discover the weirdest superpowers you never knew you needed. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the spaghetti-fingered hero of the server!

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GreenCraftRevolution
#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, disinformation campaign, Energy Transition, environmental impact, fossil fuel companies, fossil fuel industry, fossil fuel lobby, fossil fuel propaganda, global warming, green transition, GreenCraftRevolution, greenwashing, Misinformation, renewable energy, UN
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for fossil fuels and battle against the evil UN who are trying to slow down our green transition! build massive oil rigs and pollute the environment to your heart’s content! the UN is no match for our army of fossil fuel warriors! join now and help us defeat the evil greenies!

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SoupShakeRemissionCraft
diabetes management, diabetes remission, diabetes treatment, Diet plan, Health improvement, health program, Healthcare, lifestyle changes, long term results, Medical research, medical study, NHS ENGLAND, NHS program, Path to Remission, patient outcomes, Patients, Remission, soups and shakes diet, SoupShakeRemissionCraft, type 2 diabetes, weight loss
so, like, u know how some peeps gotta deal with that type 2 diabetes crap? well, we got this amazin’ server where u can join and go on this wild journey to remission, bro! like, we got this three month “soups and shakes” diet that’s gonna make u feel like a whole new person, dude.
imagine bein’ one of the lucky 11% who actually went into remission after joinin’ our server. u could be walkin’ around like, “yeah, i used to have diabetes but now i’m livin’ my best life on this amazin’ server!”
plus, we got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for u to tackle while u’re on this journey to remission. like, u gotta fight off giant sugar cubes and dodge insulin shots flyin’ at ya from all directions. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
so come join our server and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together! who needs insulin when u got soups and shakes, am i right? let’s do this, bro!

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Wild Hunt SMP
[player based economy], Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Jobs, master skills, minecraft server, new player, PvP, seasoned player, Survival, wild hunt smp
Join the Wild Hunt SMP where adventure and community come together. Experience a player-based economy, discover custom enchants, master new skills, and take on various jobs. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone.
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SwordBalladMC Server
angel, Daily Re:Zero, demi-humans, Demon, Demon’s Sword Ballad, great war, Heart, Hero, Kenki Koiuta, legendary swordsman, Lugnica, Manga, novel, ReZero, Server, Sword Demon, SwordBalladMC, troll, Wilhelm Trias, WN chapter, woman he loved
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can live out the epic tale of the Sword Demon falling in love with an angel. Witness the legendary swordsman, Wilhelm Trias, as he battles against royal military forces and demi-humans in a war of epic proportions.
But wait, there’s more! Don’t feed the troll on our server, just ignore them and focus on discussing the novel and manga that inspired our crazy storyline. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find your own angel to fall in love with along the way!

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LeashlessLunatic on Minecraft SMP
Abandoned, alone, Betrayed, Confused, devastated, emotional, Empty, heartbroken, hurt, leash, LeashlessLunatic, lonely, longing, Lost, Minecraft, missing, no psychos, psychos, sad, SEARCHING, smp, tfw, what to do
Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no psychos to hold your leash? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be surrounded by a group of absolute lunatics who will make your gaming experience unforgettable. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos! Who needs sanity anyway?

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