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Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchantments Applied:	211	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9854	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ores Mined:	3574	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4059	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3605	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4608

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	662
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3790
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	1303	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Farms Harvested:	392
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	924	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!