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Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ores Mined:	2292
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

SaiedCraft2023

authoritarianism, behind bars, candidates, civil liberties, Democracy, Electoral Process, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, MIDDLE EAST, North Africa, opposition, Political Climate, Politics, Presidential election, re-election, saied, SaiedCraft2023, Tunisia, Votes, Voting

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	64
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

Blame, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting behavior, gaslighting behavior patterns, gaslighting dynamics, gaslighting effects, gaslighting patterns, gaslighting psychological manipulation., gaslighting relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting tactics, gaslighting victims, gurus, Manipulation, mental health, narcissism, Projection, psychological abuse, shifters, toxic behavior, victim blaming

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

Adventure, Atherosclerosis, Blood lipid levels, CarbFree, Carbohydrate restriction, cardiovascular disease, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, Coronary artery disease, dietary intervention, health outcomes, heart health, high-fat diet, KETO trial, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, low carb diet, metabolic health, nutrition research, vascular health, weight loss

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Discord, discord account, FerrumPlay 2.0, free to play, Freedom of Action, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new season, ONLINE, private server, Server, server description, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

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Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

admins, Anarchy, Chaos, chat color, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Donate, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Lag-free, MODERN, Mysteries, new york, Plugins, PvP, real, REIGNS, Resets, rulers, Survival, survival skills, Vanilla, Vote, Wasteland, world border

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Potions Brewed:	142
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

MonMon Minecraft Server

Anime, Arakure Ojousama, comedy, Drama, Expecting Baby, family life, high school, IMMINENT, Japanese culture, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, MonMon, Monmon Shiteiru, pregnancy announcement, rich girl, romance, school life, second pregnancy, secret relationship, Server, slice of life, young adult

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Zombie Dances:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	710818
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

adult drama, aunt, buffer, celebration, Drama, emotional, Emotional support, Family Events, family gatherings, family peace, gossip, graduation party, high school graduation, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Needed, rocky relationship, selfish, Server, stuck in the middle, Support, tense situations, ungrateful

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

aita, Charity, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, DEBT, down payment, dramatic, ex wife, financial commitment, financially stupid, furious, Girlfriend, giving money, House, Lottery, relationship, Responsible, selfish, Wins

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

Allowed, Boredom, smp, StudyCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchantments Applied:	141
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4390	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Towns Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!