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Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

ShepardsAndBombs

Animals, bomb sniffing, breeds, crazy, Dogs, employment, German Shepards, Homes, intelligence, law enforcement, lounging, Loyal, Military, Pets, Protection, search and rescue, SECURITY, ShepardsAndBombs, Trained, Versatile, working dogs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

so, liek, picture this: u log into this minecraft server, right? and u see a bunch of german shepards runnin around, but get this, they’re not just any german shepards, they’re trained to sniff out diamonds in the game! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

u join this server and suddenly u have a pack of diamond-sniffin’ pups followin u around, helpin u find all the rarest loot in the game. it’s like havin ur own personal army of treasure-huntin’ doggos at ur disposal.

but wait, it gets even crazier. rumor has it that some of these german shepards used to be bomb-sniffin’ dogs in their past lives. so not only are they helpin u find diamonds, but they’re also keepin u safe from any creepers or other baddies that come ur way.

so, if u wanna experience the wildest, most action-packed minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover the secret of how these german shepards became the ultimate minecraft companions. it’s a doggone good time, trust me.

Bowels N’ Battles: ImmunoCraft

Battles, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer immunotherapy, cancer patients, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer treatment advancement, cancer treatment breakthrough, cancer treatment development, cancer treatment efficacy, cancer treatment innovation, cancer treatment options, clinical trial, difficult-to-treat patients, durable responses, immune system, ImmunoCraft, immunotherapy, metastatic colorectal cancer, monoclonal antibodies, trial results

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragons Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.

also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

MineFantasyServer – GBFG #10676

Created by the Stars, Daily Point shop, Europa character CD, Extra Drops Campaign, Future Schedule, gbfg, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy General, Grand Orologia, helpful links, how to start, Jamil skin, June Schedule, Loved by the Skies, Magfest Campaign, Marquiares 5* uncap, MineFantasyServer, Nectar SSR, Raid Finder update, Recent News, ROADMAP, side story, Unite & Fight MC Skin

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

But wait, there’s more! Join now and participate in our Extra Drops Campaign (Fire) where you can get all the hot loot you desire. And don’t forget about our Magfest Campaign, because who doesn’t love a good festival in Minecraft?

Oh, and did I mention we have a new skin in the Daily Point shop? It’s the Jamil skin, and it’s so fabulous, you won’t be able to resist buying it. Plus, we have a new Side Story called “Created by the Stars, Loved by the Skies” that will blow your mind.

And get ready for Marquiares 5* uncap, because who doesn’t want to level up their favorite character to the max? Raid Finder is also getting an update, so you can easily find all the epic raids you want to join.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Unite & Fight MC Skin coming soon, so you can look stylish while battling it out in Minecraft. And don’t forget about our Side Story improvements, because we’re always striving to make your gaming experience better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the craziness and fun that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ButcheredCraft Minecraft Server

articulation disorder, butchered language, ButcheredCraft, communication difficulty, communication disorder, language barrier, language development, language disability, language disorder, language learning, latin, linguistic challenge, linguistic impairment, Minecraft, phonetic error, phonological difficulty, pronunciation issue, Server, speech impediment, speech impediment awareness, speech pathology, speech therapy, warped speech

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Towns Built:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	357	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks normal English? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner speaks a butchered, warped version of Latin with a hilarious speech impediment. It’s like listening to a pig trying to recite Shakespeare! But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join now and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they fight for dominance over the server. Don’t miss out on the wacky fun, join us today!

WeddingSkipper Minecraft Server

autism awareness, family bonding, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Minecraft, Server, sibling rivalry, special day, wedding conflict, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding rescheduling, wedding stress, WeddingSkipper

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	527
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this couple and their siblings with Autism.

Imagine a world where weddings clash, families feud, and $50,000 is on the line! Will you choose to attend both weddings, risking the wrath of angry family members? Or will you take a stand and refuse to share your special day with anyone else?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, making tough decisions, and standing up for what you believe in. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of wedding planning and family dynamics. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a double wedding showdown!

SisNoHelp4U – Minecraft Server

Accidents, Apology, breakages, bullying, clumsiness, compassion, coordination, dyspraxia, family, good parents, Helping, Minecraft, movement, neurological condition, ot, physio, Server, SisNoHelp4U, spillages, suitable person, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Towns Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles and doesn’t judge you for them? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players of all abilities, even those with dyspraxia!

Join our server and experience a world where clumsiness is celebrated, not criticized. Build to your heart’s content without fear of judgment for accidentally breaking things – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your aunt is a total bully about your condition like in that crazy story up there, she’s not welcome on our server. We only allow cool, understanding players who appreciate everyone’s unique abilities.

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, we embrace all players, no matter what challenges they may face. See you in the game!

EmotionallyUnbreakable Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, emotional resilience., emotional strength, emotional trauma, EmotionallyUnbreakable, healing, inner peace, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, Server, Survival, Trauma, trauma healing, Trauma recovery

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	147
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start performing a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a Minecraft flash mob, but with explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses into giant wool sculptures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WorstHumanAliveMC

controversial figures, corrupt individuals, criminal behavior, current events, immoral actions, negative impact, public figures, public opinion, societal issues, unethical behavior, worst human being, worst person alive, WorstHumanAliveMC

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	239	Ores Mined:	3638
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Who is the worst human being currently alive? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life!

BalloonDrop Mystery – Where did they go?

balloon ban, balloon cleanup, balloon danger, balloon debris, balloon fall, balloon fragments, balloon hazards, balloon litter, balloon pollution, Balloon Release, balloon release event, balloon ribbon pollution, balloon sightings, balloon strings, balloon waste, BalloonDrop, environmental impact, losing balloons, lost balloons, Mystery, releasing balloons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Buildings Constructed:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret society of balloon enthusiasts who are constantly losing or releasing balloons but NO ONE has ever seen one fall!!! like wut even is gravity on this server??? come join us and solve the mystery of the disappearing balloons while building epic structures and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword. also, rumor has it that the balloons are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs ride on chickens and diamonds grow on trees. so come on, what are you waiting for?? join now and be part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created!!!

EmpathyCraft: Outta Body Fun

Altered States of Consciousness, Awareness, Body, Consciousness, Detachment, emotional connection, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Fun, holistic healing, interconnectedness, Life, meditation, mind-body connection, mindfulness, neuroscience, out of body experiences, Outta, Physical Body, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, SPIRITUAL, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, have u ever wanted to have an out-of-body experience in Minecraft? Well, on dis server, we got u covered! When u join, u will be transported to a whole new dimension where u can detach from ur physical body and feel a deep connection with all life around u. U will feel more empathy for ur fellow players and work together to create epic builds and conquer challenges like never before. So come join us and let’s get trippy together, man!