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Hangover Minecraft SMP

regret, pisses myself, EMBARRASSING, Drunk, alcohol-induced injuries

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.4

Therapy, personal growth, Communication, mental health, toxic behavior

Lolz, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over ur screen.

Like, seriously, if u don’t join, ur gonna miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of ur life.

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of crazy, hilarious, and slightly deranged players who are all just trying to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other weird shit?

Plus, the mods on this server are like the gods of Minecraft, granting wishes and banishing trolls with just a flick of their enchanted diamond swords.

So, if u wanna experience pure, unadulterated joy and chaos in the form of blocky landscapes and endless possibilities, then u better hit that join button faster than a baby zombie chasing after a villager.

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Vape-Free Zone Minecraft Server

SNAPCHATS.., Zone, Boundaries, Communication, Vaping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any vaping or smoking in-game or in real life! We take health and wellness seriously, so if you catch any players trying to sneak a puff of a virtual cig or vape, report them to our virtual school authorities! Join us for a smoke-free, vape-free, and drama-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be so wholesome and educational? Come join us and help us keep our virtual world clean and healthy!

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WeddingCraft or Bust!

WeddingCraft, due date, wedding planning, sibling rivalry, party planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your big day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference from pesky pregnant sisters.

Build your dream wedding venue, invite all your friends (virtual ones, of course), and celebrate without any last-minute date changes. Plus, if your sister tries to crash the party, just block her in-game and carry on with the festivities.

Don’t let real-life drama get in the way of your virtual happiness. Join our server now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience!

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ToxicFreeSMP – Wholesome Minecraft SMP

Uplifting, self love, wellness, smp, self-care

Yo, so like, if you’re tired of all the toxic vibes on other Minecraft SMPs, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies. Plus, our mods are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.

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SlideIntoMyCrafts

4. Social media interactions, 10. Virtual conversations, 5. Online communication, 6. Non-sexual advances, 3. Unexpected surprises

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing sliding into your DMs are creepers blowing you up? Well, look no further because on our server, instead of genitalia, you’ll have random diamond blocks sliding into your DMs! That’s right, forget about getting unsolicited pics, now you’ll be getting unsolicited riches! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and endless entertainment. Who knows what will slide into your DM next? The possibilities are as endless as the blocks in Minecraft!

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DroneBusters Minecraft Server

Protection, Surveillance, military sites, DroneBusters, unauthorized

u know what’s better than shootin’ down drones? playin’ on this epic minecraft server! we got creepers that explode in glitter, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows outta their bows!

join us if u wanna have a blast buildin’ ur own castle, fightin’ dragons with rubber chickens, and ridin’ pigs into battle! we even have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with villagers all night long!

so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only thing we shoot down is boredom!

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Netanyahu’s Immunity: Crafty Euro Adventure

international relations, i24NEWS, Adventure, diplomatic immunity, Netanyahus

come join our epic minecraft server where we grant immunity to all players, just like italy and france did for netanyahu! no need to worry about pesky arrest warrants from the international criminal court, we got your back!

build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with the confidence that you are above the law just like a world leader.

join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and questionable legal decisions! you won’t regret it, unless you get caught by the minecraft police, but even then we’ll probably let you off the hook. sign up today and let the chaos begin!

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ADHD Beat Boosters

instrumental, neurodiversity, beat, heavy bass, ambient music

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! we have music with “rapid modulations” that will make your brain go WOOOOOSH and help you focus like never before, especially if you have ADHD! our bass is so heavy, it will make your blocky world shake like a earthquake! climb those synthesizer scales like a pro and conquer the virtual realm with your newfound superpowers! come join us and become the ultimate minecraft master!

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KoopaCraft

PvP, Raiding, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Roleplay Adventure Economy Hardcore Parkour PVE Prison Modded Vanilla RPG Quests Skywars Bedwars KitPvP, Economy, Survival

KoopaCraft is a unique Minecraft server focused on providing a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. We ain’t Pay-To-Win, we are Play To Win!

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