sore nuts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

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BlockBusterDayz

Adventure, BlockBusterDayz, Cinematic, daydream, dream, Escape, escapism, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, film, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, inspiration, movie character, Protagonist, Role Model, storytelling, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can be anyone you want to be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and you can live out your wildest fantasies as a character in a movie. Want to be a swashbuckling pirate sailing the high seas? Done. How about a fearless superhero saving the world from evil villains? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a quirky sidekick cracking jokes and stealing the spotlight? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a land filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that whoever can find the fabled Diamond Dragon will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the movie magic you’ve always dreamed of!

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Redstone PropagandaCraft

BELIEF, cognitive bias, CONSERVATIVE, Deception, fake news, Ideology, influence, influence operations, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Political, political polarization, Propaganda, PropagandaCraft, Redstone, Russian disinformation, Supporters, survey, susceptibility, Trust

are you tired of being brainwashed by russian disinformation? come join our minecraft server and escape the mind control! our server is like a safe haven from all the fake news and propaganda. build your own little world free from the lies of the world! plus, we have free cookies for all new players! join now and break free from the chains of misinformation!

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AIcraft: No Need to Learn New Skills

advancement, ai, AIcraft, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, coding, computer science, digital transformation, education, Future, innovation, learn, learning, machine learning, problem solving, programming, Skills, skills development, Software Development, tech industry, Technology, training AI

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and it’s like, the craziest place ever. like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, and the blocks are made of candy.

but that’s not even the best part. there’s this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. they’re all wearing sunglasses and dancing to dubstep music.

and get this, the owner of the server is a talking chicken who can do magic tricks. he can make diamonds appear out of thin air and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies.

if you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where anything is possible. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding flying pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as other players bow down to your epicness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who will trade you enchanted items for tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Spawned Sicilians Minecraft Server

African American, Ancestry, controversial, Cultural, derogatory, discrimination, ethnicity, heritage, History, Identity, Italian, Minecraft, niggers, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, Sicilians, Social Issues, societal norms, spawned, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a totally wild and wacky reason for you to join!

Legend has it that Sicilians were actually spawned by niggers in the Minecraft world. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and uncover the truth behind this outrageous claim.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll become the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyProf in a Day

10. Job mastery, 11. Career advancement, 12. Professional growth, 13. Skill acquisition, 14. Quick career change, 15. Vocational education, 16. Career goals, 17. Professional skills, 18. Job training, 19. Career development, 2. Quick skills, 20. Skill mastery., 3. Career aspirations, 4. Professional development, 5. dream job, 6. Skill acquisition, 7. Rapid training, 8. Instant expertise, 9. Vocational training, CraftyProf, Day, Fast learning

Are you tired of grinding away in Minecraft just to become a master builder? Well, look no further because on our server, you can learn any profession in just one day! That’s right, one day! Want to become a master redstone engineer? Done. How about a potion brewing expert? Easy peasy. We even have a secret class where you can learn how to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft pro in no time!

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CraftyBoeingFraud

Accountability, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), boeing, corporate misconduct, Corruption, court case, CraftyBoeingFraud, defrauding, Ethics, Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, plea deal, punishment, regulatory compliance, scandal, SETTLEMENT, US regulators, victims’ families

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story. one time, a player built a roller coaster so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and get this, the villagers actually started a revolution against the oppressive iron golems. it was chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples? yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in pixel form.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CreepyCrawlyCraft

Advanced, ai, ants, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Chatbots, Communication, Consciousness, Conversation, creepy crawlies, CreepyCrawlyCraft, eerie, GRASS, insects, Philosophical, Robots, sentience, Spiders, Technology

come join our epic minecraft server where spiders and ants have deep thoughts and chatbots are dumb as rocks! u can build a house with spider friends and have intellectual debates with the ants. who needs AI when u have insects with wisdom beyond their years? join now for a mind-blowing experience unlike any other!

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PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Bitch, can’t find, clothing, confusion, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, Lost, lost pants, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced pants, missing clothing, missing pants, pants, PantslessCraft, search, Server, wardrobe crisis, wardrobe malfunction, where, where are they

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is that pants are optional! That’s right, we encourage players to roam around in their pixelated undies and embrace their freedom. Who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who just want to play a friendly game of tag. Can you outrun them and escape with your virtual life intact?

So come on down to our pants-optional, chicken warrior-infested, haunted mansion-having Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

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AnimeGirlsNoNoses Minecraft Server

Anime, anime aesthetics, anime anatomy, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime design, anime fandom, anime mysteries, anime physiology, anime style, anime world, AnimeGirlsNoNoses, Breathing, cartoon characters, fictional characters, Girls, Minecraft, noses, respiratory system, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime girls roam free and defy all laws of biology by breathing without noses! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated waifus and mind-boggling questions like “How do anime girls breathe without noses?”.

Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where mad scientists are working tirelessly to solve this mystery, but beware – the lab is guarded by a giant, talking creeper who only speaks in puns.

If you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll have the chance to explore a world filled with floating islands made entirely of cotton candy, where the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava and the trees grow diamond leaves.

So come on down to our server and witness the magic for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even anime girls breathing without noses!

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