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OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6281	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9928	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	49	Towns Built:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Items Found:	3690	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8650
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1417	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7202
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Animals Bred:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	7878
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	8800
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!