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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2935 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.