songstopostyourselfwith Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UniFormidableCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Votes:	1882
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ores Mined:	3436	Magic Items Found:	5082
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Enchantments Applied:	218	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7720	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5245	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	655
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Crops Grown:	9576	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.