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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of getting frisky in the same old boring places like the bedroom and couch? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and explore our wild and wacky world where you can get it on in all sorts of crazy locations. From the top of a towering mountain to the depths of a creepy cave, the possibilities are endless! Who knew mining for diamonds could be so steamy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sexy adventure like no other. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might try to cockblock you!

HellCraft: Nightmare Edition

Agony, anguish, Darkness, Demons, Despair, Edition, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fear, fire and brimstone, haunting visions, HELLCRAFT, ISOLATION, never-ending torment, Nightmare, personal hell, psychological torture, punishment, Suffering, Torment, torture, unbearable pain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5491	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Imagine a world where the only blocks available are dirt and gravel, where creepers spawn in broad daylight, and where the only food source is poisonous potatoes. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and survival is a constant battle against the odds.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For those who dare to join our server, there are endless opportunities for hilarity and mayhem. Build a house out of TNT and watch it explode in spectacular fashion, challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a platform made entirely of ice, or try your luck at navigating a maze filled with invisible walls and hidden traps.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not venture into the Nether and face off against a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a wooden sword? Or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud in the End, where the only way to survive is to keep moving forward.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Who knows, you might just find that your personal hell is actually a whole lot of fun!

MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1640
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	256	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Votes:	7331	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Zombie Dances:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9985

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?