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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magic Items Found:	8520	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1626
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
New Chunks Explored:	517814	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!