#SomberChuckle Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	6982
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5432
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	438141
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crops Grown:	2596	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	8113
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Votes:	2960	Players Killed by Monsters:	4654
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

SibCraftHouseWars

Auction, compensation, Debts, Europe, expats abroad, family drama, family house, family reunions, Father, heritage, Inheritance, legal issues, Mother, ownership, Property, registration fees, renovation, SibCraftHouseWars, Siblings, TAXES

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inheritance drama that will make you forget about building blocks and start building alliances instead.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a virtual world where refusing heritage and paying off debts can lead to a full-blown family feud? Witness the epic saga of siblings fighting over who deserves a cut of the virtual house renovation funds. Will they reconcile and build together, or will they tear each other apart like creepers in the night?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of robbing your own family members, all while trying to save a virtual house from auction. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the villain who destroyed family unity? The choice is yours on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and inheritance disputes to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building adventures!