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WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	9412	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	9423
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
New Chunks Explored:	10499	Zombie Dances:	9
Farms Harvested:	812	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7737

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	943352	Towns Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Items Found:	6887
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.