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DressGate: Mom Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, DressGate, Edition, friendship, healthy body image, mom, mother-daughter relationships, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, social pressure, teenage development, teenage girls, teenage relationships, toxic friendships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchantments Applied:	257	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, BETRAYAL, bitter, Closure, Communication, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, life lesson, longest relationship, moving on, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, smp, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	533	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyBargains

affordable products, affordable shopping, bargain items, best things under $10, budget shopping, budget-friendly products, cheap finds, cost-effective buys, CraftyBargains, discounted products, economical finds, frugal shopping, great deals, inexpensive items, low-cost purchases, money-saving buys, pocket-friendly purchases, thrifty shopping, under $10, value for money, wallet-friendly purchases

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Canada, Canadian politics, Conservative parliamentarians, ConservativeCraft, Democracy, election, Ethics, federal inquiry, foreign influence, foreign interference, Government, inquiry, Interference, investigation, justin trudeau, Minecraft, political corruption, political ethics., political scandal, scandal, Server, trudeau

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Monarch Migration Madness

breeding populations, butterfly conservation, butterfly habitats, butterfly mortality, butterfly populations, butterfly preservation, butterfly species, Endangered species, environmental conservation, fall migration, insect conservation, insect migration, madness, Mexico migration, Migration, MONARCH, monarch butterflies, monarch butterfly conservation, monarch butterfly decline, monarch butterfly migration, stable populations, wildlife conservation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413

come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

tempestrealm.com

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4464
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

play.cometsmp.net

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

1.21.1, Adventure, age, Allowed, Chat, chat reports, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, disclaimer, Discord, Dynmap, Global community, Group Builds, hermitcraft, Immersion, Inclusivity, java, Join, mainstay, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mods, Player Voting, Proximity, proximity voice, Reports, restrictions, Scicraft, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Vote, Voting, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9593	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

approach, attractive, Behavior, chick, Compliment, cute, exclusive, fat, Implications, instagram, messages, Minecraft, photos, puzzled, response, Server, sexual, Sexy, Story, Transgender, Understanding, Videos, WOMAN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	2520	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	108
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!