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NEW MINCRAFT SIMP: Only semi-vanilla, mostly chaos!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Silly SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Silly SMP
IP Address	192.168.1.203
Plugins	EssentialsX

I made this server for fun and I’m hoping to build a good strong community. It restarts and backs up at 3am every 2 days.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address 192.168.1.203 in your Minecraft client to join the Silly SMP server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rule page for more details.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Silly SMP community and have fun together.

Crafty Baldur’s Server – Minecraft Server

Baldurs, baldurs gate, companions, Crafty, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path, but you’ll miss out on a wild sex scene. Long rest often to experience companion quests and romances, or risk losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

Explore the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or both if you’re feeling adventurous. Just be prepared for additional checks and consequences if you consume tadpoles. And don’t forget about the Karmic Dice, unless you want to risk streaks of very low or very high rolls.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination, and where the Dark Urge is essentially “Tav+” for all your additional content needs. Vote on romance, race, class, and companions in our outrageous polls, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Blighted Village Edition Minecraft server today!

Crafty Chart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Cohabitation, Communication, custody, Divorce, drop-offs, ex-partner, ExGirlfriendExDoorway, family conflict, Fatherhood, future planning, home environment, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, visitation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Farms Harvested:	537
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ores Mined:	4960

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!

Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Crops Grown:	8913

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	191	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

Best Friend, Bonding, building relationships, close friends, Companionship, Connection, CraftyBFFs, forming friendships, friendship, lasting friendships, lifelong friends, making connections, Meaningful connections, Meeting, Memories, personal stories, relationships, sharing experiences, socializing, special moments, unique encounters

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8436	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crops Grown:	2532	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	120	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!