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Quote4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6374
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2664
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7922
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Enchantments Applied:	268	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Farms Harvested:	662	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	2163
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames