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Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

action, aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, extremism, HapPIGning, international relations, Israel, madness, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, provocation, RETALIATION, rhetoric, SECURITY, Server, social media, Tehran, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	325384
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	292	Dragon Eggs Found:	7855
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	2454
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	238
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	128
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	8950
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!