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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6223 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
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