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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	194	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4483	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9244
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!