#soil Minecraft Servers

#soil Minecraft Servers

  • Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server

    Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 7164
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Runes Activated: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we inject u with magical bacteria that make u lose weight even if u eat all the junk food in the world. no more worrying about those pesky extra pounds, just play minecraft and let the bacteria do all the work for u. who needs a diet when u have bacteria injections, amirite? join now and say goodbye to weight gain forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPanda Minecraft SMP

    CraftyPanda Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6001
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride this side of the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato! And did we mention our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of rainbow blocks just to get around! So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, the crazier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

    Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 798
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5785 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Gods Slained: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9604 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

    we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

    oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

    so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

    Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 619
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

    join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

    plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

    so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DoggyDoorDisaster

    DoggyDoorDisaster
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 4761
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no surprises? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

    Imagine logging on to find your house filled with liquid poop and plants in the sinks – courtesy of your mom who never closes the doggy door! But don’t worry, she also left behind some amazing crafting projects for you to admire.

    With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

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  • PlantPottyCraft

    PlantPottyCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6085
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Towns Built: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ores Mined: 8779

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the soil is a plant’s digestive system! that’s right, you can grow your crops in the most unique way possible, by feeding them directly into the ground like a hungry hippo!

    our server is so lit that the creepers have started their own dance crew, they call themselves the “Boom Boom Boogie Brigade” and they drop the sickest beats while they blow up your house.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!

    we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but watch out for the ninja pigs that guard them. they may look cute, but they will karate chop you into oblivion if you try to steal their loot.

    so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most wacky minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it.

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  • ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

    ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8394
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

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  • GrassCarpetCraft

    GrassCarpetCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8535
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and blowing stuff up? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well, for starters, grass is ground carpet. ya u heard me right, ground carpet! and the pigs here can fly. not like, with wings or anything, they just float around like little fluffy balloons. and the diamonds? oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. they sing to u when u mine them. it’s like a beautiful choir of sparkly rocks. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so come on, join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

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  • Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

    Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4789
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 183 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

    So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

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  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7246
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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  • Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

    Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 302
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Enchantments Applied: 56
    Towns Built: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

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  • Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

    Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5862
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 386 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

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  • Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

    Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2013
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 153
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • StopKillingMePlz

    StopKillingMePlz
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9788
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Emeralds Found: 4032
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Void Armor Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5777
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6058 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8098
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 7547 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2994
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 822 Players Killed by Monsters: 2526
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 7854
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

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