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KondaraCraft SMP: Linux Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally the coolest thing ever – no, seriously, we have a custom plugin that turns the entire world into a winter wonderland, complete with penguins, polar bears, and snowball fights!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic parkour battles to prove your worth.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends.

4. We host weekly events like llama races, creeper karaoke nights, and dragon slaying competitions. Plus, our admin team is always coming up with new and hilarious ways to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most fun-filled adventure of your life!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

😮, Anime, Band, beats, blocky, Cake, comedy, friendship, Fun, Girls, high school, K-On, Keyboard, keyboard player, KON, Music, Performances, Practice, Rock Music, school life, Server, slice of life, t.., tea

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchantments Applied:	104
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Communication, Connecting, Conversation, counseling, dialogue, discussion, Expressing, expressing emotions, growth, healing, Let’s talk about it, Listening, mental health, relationships, self reflection, sharing, speaking up, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2366
Crops Grown:	5814	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	241
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	706938	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

avoiding controversies, community scandals, Controversies, controversy-free, DOXX, doxx war, Drama-free, dramas, e-begging, holo talents, holoEN, holojp, kenji, madness, memed on, millie, Minecraft, niji ARlive, online drama, Sayu, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Star Shards Collected:	119	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

Crafty, digital art, emotions, Entertainment, escapism, Experience, feel, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Relaxation, Sensory, storytelling, stress relief, Technology, VIBES, video games, vidya, virtual reality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

combat readiness, counterfactual analysis, Crafty, CREEPERS, defense budget, destabilization, discriminatory legislation, economic sanctions, Ethnic Minorities, intelligence estimates, NATO expansion, neo-Nazi affiliations, offensive capabilities, paramilitary factions, psychological warfare, Russian defense doctrine, Russian-speaking demographic, strategic buffer zones, suppression, Terror, USA aid, western influence, WORTH..

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1076	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	734520

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

SlavicSeductress Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, artificial partners, attractiveness, cultural preferences, dating preferences, fembots, future of relationships, gender dynamics, Gender norms, human emotions, human-robot interaction, love, Minecraft, relationships, romance, Server, Slavic men, SlavicSeductress, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Technology, technology advancements

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	1740	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Welcome to our unbelievable Minecraft server where fembots and slavic men come together in a hilarious love story!

Join us if you want to witness the epic romance between robots and rugged slavic dudes. Our server is filled with mind-blowing adventures and absurd quests that will leave you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build your own outrageous love nest for your fembot and slavic man, complete with funky disco floors and glittery rainbow walls.

So why wait? Come join us on this whacky Minecraft server and discover if fembots truly find slavic men attractive!

Pixel Pals: Where even the chickens have drama

Argument, argumentative, bicker, chickens, Contention, controversy, debate, disagreement, Discord, Dispute, Drama, PALS, PIXEL, Quarrel, squabble

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mines Excavated:	3120	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	4469
Star Shards Collected:	190	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where players are always ready to argue about anything and everything!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where debates over the best block to build with or the most efficient way to mine diamonds are taken to the next level. Our players have been known to have heated discussions about the proper way to organize a chest or even the most effective strategy for fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig to a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what can be done in Minecraft.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh, argue, and build to your heart’s content, then join us today. Just be prepared to defend your opinions on whether or not redstone is overrated or if llamas are the superior mode of transportation in the game.

Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	255	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	134	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.