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  • 99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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    99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > Developers Then Minecraft SMP

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    > Developers Then Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero player, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty golden carrot of justice.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and gold. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for the throne!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Enderman Mafia, who control the black market trade of rare items and enchanted gear. Join their ranks and become a master thief, or challenge them to a game of Enderball for their riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of madness and mayhem! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

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    Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take our Christian theme very seriously! Join us for some sinful search adventures as we build our holy empire and fend off the creepers with the power of prayer.

    Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.

    But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.

    Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

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    Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

    So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

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    Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!

    Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP

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    Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

    We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Food Court Minecraft Server

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    Food Court Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Imagine fighting off creepers with magical powers or building your own giant robot to explore the world. Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of anime-inspired fun! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood anime villain looking for friends. So come on, grab your sword and get ready to level up your Minecraft game in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP

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    Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!”

    Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP