FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

1.21 update, Applicants, Armor statues, Builders, Chat, Community, Companionship, Creative Server Access, Custom Tool Trims, Elevate, Extra Armor Trims, Fly, Google form, HIGH, hijinks, Live Map Support, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mini Block Trades, more mob heads, player head drops, player-engagement, Players, Season, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, technical players, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Elevate SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/morallyatrociousminecraftsmp/">Server</a>

Elevate SMP Server

Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

Some of the server’s features include:

Feature	Description
Live Map Support	Squaremap
Creative Server Access	Access to a creative server
Mini Block Trades	Trading mini blocks
Extra Armor Trims	Additional armor trims
Custom Tool Trims	Customized tool trims
More Mob Heads	Additional mob heads
Player Head Drops	Drops from player heads
Armor Statues	Special armor statues

If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

FrenchFam Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caution, concern, Crisis, current events, Europe, family, fear, France, FrenchFam, International, loved ones, Minecraft, News, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, travel, uncertainty, vigilance, worry

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of worrying about your family in France? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to distract you with endless fun and laughter! Join us and build a virtual Eiffel Tower to protect your loved ones from any potential disasters. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where creepers are the only thing you need to worry about? So come on, join us and let’s show France that our virtual blocky world is where the real action is!

KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

do be like that, IT, Kek, KekCraft, long tail tag, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Feedback, Gaslighting, humor, Insecurity, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, partner, polite behavior, PoliteLaughs, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social anxiety, social discomfort, social interactions, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crops Grown:	8374	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

DeadbeatCraft

abandonment, alcoholism, Birthday, child support, co parenting, Communication, Deadbeat Ex, DeadbeatCraft, Divorce, drug addiction, emotional impact, family dynamics, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, INCONSISTENCY, money issues, neglect, parenting, reddit, single parenting, unreliable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NailTrimz Minecraft Server

Long Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail beauty, nail care, Nail Design, nail fashion, nail grooming, nail health, nail length, nail length debate, nail length discussion, nail length preference, nail length question, nail maintenance, nail preferences, nail styles, nail tips, nail trends, NailTrimz, Server, Short nails

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4297
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

FutureCraft2020

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, future technology, FutureCraft2020, futuristic gadgets, high-tech gadgets, innovation, innovative solutions, Internet of Things, machine learning, modern technology, robotics, science fiction come true, Smart Devices, Tech Trends, technological advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4867	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	94
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5849
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

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