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Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	3511	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	962
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Star Shards Collected:	143	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	856
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	756970
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!