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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	216
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

FloodCraft5000

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	1783
Animals Bred:	140	Runes Activated:	0

so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7194	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	6988
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Towns Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magic Items Found:	4651
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!