Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?
| Warped SMP Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| About Us | Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members. |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks |
| Community | Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events |
| Expectations | High standard for new players and applications |
To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.
Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.
Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.
You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).
So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.