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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	8485	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8337	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	2390	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Potions Brewed:	80

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7350

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchantments Applied:	206	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4672	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7769	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Emeralds Found:	3474

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	8904
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Animals Bred:	155	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!