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Land Respect Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2828
Potions Brewed:	159	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	757
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	2849
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7838
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Towns Built:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	174961
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1622
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!