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UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6278	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	87
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Emeralds Found:	558
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	318	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crops Grown:	3639	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	3759	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Enchantments Applied:	142	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!