But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly aliens who are just dying to meet you. Trade with them, learn their ways, and maybe even join them on their intergalactic adventures.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land of talking animals who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Dance with unicorns, sip tea with rabbits, and maybe even ride a flying pig!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs the present when you can escape to a place where anything is possible?
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!
IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GET A FREE PET CREEPER THAT FOLLOWS U AROUND AND EXPLODES WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS HAVE A 99% CHANCE OF DROPPING A DIAMOND BLOCK!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN OUR SERVER HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF FINDING A NETHER PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A SECRET DIMENSION FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE RIVERS AND CANDY TREES? YEAH, IT’S TRUE!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YELLING AT HARD OF HEARING PEOPLE IS ENCOURAGED HERE!
and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can like, find all these crazy weapons and armor. it’s like, a total game changer, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that there’s this super rare diamond sword that can like, shoot fireballs and stuff? it’s like, the most OP weapon ever.
so, like, if u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever and like, be a total boss, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever, u won’t even believe it.
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to go on wild adventures where you’ll have to rescue stranded helicopter pilots from treacherous caves and lava-filled dungeons. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even take on the role of a helicopter pilot yourself and soar through the skies, dodging enemy fire and saving the day.
So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that helicopter pilots are the real MVPs of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka, who can turn dirt blocks into gold with a wave of her hand! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon Shisui Michiru, who can make chickens dance to the beat of her pickaxe!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures with our incredible lineup of players! Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between Pipkin Pippa and a horde of zombie pigmen! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
It’s just normal Minecraft, without most of those stupid rules…
Red Citadel is a Minecraft server with an active community. Giveaways, competitions, and more for real life prizes such as cash and Discord nitro!
54.39.28.143
Welcome in HoyCraft!
Survival-Multiplayer server with quest, events and community!
Join our Discord server to be part of our community and stay up to date with new things! (our server rules can be found on our Discord, if you have any questions you can contact us there)
You can support us by voting on this page and also receive in-game rewards!
See ya on HoyCraft!
hoycraft.us.gart.sh:9031
Welcome to NeuroSMP a survival server that is FREE to play on.Free ranks and Free kits that you unlock with in-game money NOT REAL MONEY as there is literally no www.shop… its a new community made by Minecraft players for Minecraft players and NOT people looking to make a quick bit of money from a server.
play.neurosmp.com
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Stable Environment | Provides a stable and secure atmosphere suitable for all gaming needs. |
| Anti-Cheat System | Utilizes a strong anti-cheat system to prevent hackers from ruining the gaming experience. |
| Player Shops | Create and design your own shop to sell items. |
| Spawn Protection | Protects spawn area and allows players to apply for spawn permissions to build. |
| Giveaways | Participate in giveaways and events to win rewards. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Why should I join The Real SMP server? | Your gaming requirements are met with our stable environment, anti-cheat system, player shops, spawn protection, and giveaways. Join to be part of a vibrant community! |
| How can I create a player shop? | Simply design your shop in the game and start selling items to other players. |
| Can I build in the spawn area? | Players can apply for spawn permissions to build in the protected spawn area. |
| How do I participate in giveaways? | Play with friends on the server and keep an eye out for announcements about upcoming giveaways. |
| Where can I join the Discord server? | Use the following link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu |
| What is the IP address of the server? | The IP address is: mc.therealsmp.com |
| Is there a website for The Real SMP server? | Yes, the server has a website at: https://therealsmp.com/ |
Join us for epic battles where players fight each other face-to-foot style! That’s right, forget swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned kicking!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. This feathered fiend will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Face-to-foot style forever!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you survive a night in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the meme that became prophetic in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
Welcome to PvPAllow Network Here you can do vote and get crates keys in the server and we are always connect with you any problem or quire contact us in discord
g2.moonodes.net:25613
45.126.210.23:21818