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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8098 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9437 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
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