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CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

CraftyFooty, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game TIME!, goal-scoring, Injuries, Minecraft, peak entertainment, player behavior, player performance, popular sport, scoring, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, Spectator sport, sports, Sports Culture, sports fans, Sportsmanship, team sports

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Potions Brewed:	72
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	2597

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, Apologize.., Competition, Defense, football, France, Goal, History, International, match, Minecraft, Offense, Players, pride, ScoredCraft, scoring, Server, skill, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Void Armor Forged:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Votes:	3764	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

MbappeCraft: No Lectures, Just Blocks

blocks, far right, French Culture, French election, French nationalism, French politics, French society, French voters, kylian mbappe, Le Pen, Lectures, Marine Le Pen, mbappe, MbappéCraft, nationalism, political controversy, political statements, Politics, public figures, Soccer, sports, Voting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	4302	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. you can build a house out of cake if you want, no one’s gonna stop you.

also, we got this crazy story about how one time, a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant zombie horde. it was epic, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in all of Minecraft. we have secret hideouts and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. plus, our mods are like, the funniest people ever.

so come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. Le Pen would totally approve, bro.

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

amerilards, better, Canada, Clueless, Coach, Coaching, Credit, criticism, Disappointment, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lack of experience, Leeds, Minecraft, Performance, Salzburg, Scared, Server, Soccer, sports, TEAM, total failure, WIN

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Votes:	2154
Emeralds Found:	6604	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Are you tired of boring, clueless coaches ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being coached by a total failure who failed at Salzburg, failed at Leeds, and is now hiding out in Canada. But hey, at least he’s not American, right?

Watch as he looks scared and clueless the entire time, making you question your own gaming skills. Amerilards may try to take credit for Canada’s win, but we all know it’s because of this hilariously bad coach.

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other – where failure is the name of the game! 🤣🎮 #WorstCoachEver #MinecraftMadness

PenaltyShotProz

algorithm-based decisions, athletic development, coaches, Decision making, field experiment, field-testing, penalty shooting, PenaltyShotProz, performance analysis, player performance, research recommendations, shot placement, skill development, skilled players, Soccer, sports coaching, sports psychology, sports science, success rate, training methods, youth football

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	250138	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of missing those penalty shots in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is like a field experiment, but with highly skilled Minecraft players instead of football players. We tested out all the recommendations to improve your penalty shooting skills, and guess what? Players who chose their shot placement had the highest success rate! Forget about coaches and algorithms, trust your gut on this server.

Join us for some epic Minecraft action and show off your mad penalty shooting skills. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community of players who are always down for a good time. Plus, we’ve got the best loot drops in the game, so you’ll be stacking up those diamonds in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most lit Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show those algorithms who’s boss!

UruguayanCraft Minecraft Server

BIASED, Champions, Competition, congratulations, controversy, Copa América, ecuador, football, Minecraft, ref, referee, RIGGED, Server, Soccer, south america, sports, Tournament, UNFAIR, Uruguay national team, Uruguayan, UruguayanCraft, Victory, WIN

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	4522
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of getting rigged against in other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a Uruguayan ref who will make sure you always come out on top, just like Uruguay winning yet another Copa America! Join us and experience the thrill of victory every time you play. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually made of solid gold blocks mined straight from the depths of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a champion in our epic Minecraft world!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	8137
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

ElevenCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Championship, Competition, console, eleven, ElevenCraft, Fifa, Gaming, Goal, Konami, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PlayStation, series, Server, Soccer, sports, strategy, TEAM, Ultimate, video game, virtual, winning, Xbox

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Votes:	7985
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of cheese!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our crazy antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server

ALRIGHT, anticipation, celebration, commiseration., Competition, Defeat, final whistle, football, France, FrenchFryCraft, get it over with, intense match, long awaited, Minecraft, national team, proper beating, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Soccer, sports, Victory, World Cup

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of getting wrecked by France in every battle? Well, fear not my friend! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally get the revenge you deserve. Build a fortress so strong that even Napoleon himself would be jealous. Show France who’s boss and dominate the server with your epic building skills. Join now and let the battle begin!

Crafty Russian Gay Minecraft Server

Crafty, discrimination, Gay, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, prejudice, russia, Russian, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft where the entire country of Russia is made up of gay pussy faggots! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a unique twist where the Russian landscape is filled with fabulous rainbow-colored buildings and glittery unicorns prancing around.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon fashion show that happens every Sunday.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Reddit or President Minecraft SMP

Communication, current events, Democracy, digital age, Government, humor, internet culture, leadership, Minecraft, News, Online Community, Politics, president, reddit, redditor, satire, smp, social media, Technology, trending, viral, world leaders

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	344414	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our president is a certified redditor! Join us for a wild ride of memes, cat videos, and political debates that somehow always end with everyone agreeing that creepers are the real enemy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he can build a house faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe occasionally sacrifice a diamond to the meme gods, then this is the place for you. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and meme your way to victory!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Ashes and Blossoms, Babes, Beguiling Chips, blocky, bugmen, coalition unit, Code Name Bakery, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, dreamer, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

/ Flip / Minecraft SMP /

2D, Alteration, becomes, CHANGE, Conversion, Evolution, Flip, flip-flop, flips, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, revolution, Revolutionize, Shift, smp, transformation, TRANSITION, Turnabout, turnaround

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	346255
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is so wild that even flipping your character can turn them into a 2D pixelated masterpiece! Join us for the most wacky and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!

Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Behavior, Communication, Community, cyberbullying, Digital World, hate, interactions, internet, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, people, Real Life, relationships, Server, social media, society, Technology, Toxicity, virtual, worrying

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying internet trolls and keyboard warriors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the online world by diving into a virtual world where you can build, explore, and troll-proof yourself from all the haters.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.

So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!

Why do games have difficulty settings? If you can’t beat… Minecraft SMP

achievement, beat, challenge, determination, Difficulty, difficulty settings, Frustration, game design, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Improvement, learning curve, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, player experience, Practice, settings, skill level, smp, strategy, success, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of wimpy Minecraft servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Do you crave a challenge that will test your skills and make you cry tears of frustration? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the difficulty setting is permanently set to “Insane Mode”!

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?

We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.

New Season Minecraft Server

anticipated show, countdown, December premiere, Minecraft, new season, premiere date, release date, Season, season premiere, Server, television premiere, Television series, TV announcement, TV broadcast, TV drama, TV entertainment, TV program, TV release, TV schedule, TV series, tv show, TV update, upcoming season

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

Monster Hunter General /mhg/ Minecraft SMP

5th Trailer, Armor Set Search, databases, Frontier, general, GRUG aim edition, Hunter, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, MH Milds, MH RiseSunbreak TU Info, mh world, MHG, Milds Info, Minecraft, Monster, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, Previous thread, smp, Steam Deck Verified, Steam page, vg play

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… Netherite! Yes, you heard that right. We’re basically swimming in Netherite like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. They don’t mess around. You try to grief, and you’ll have a llama army on your tail faster than you can say “creeper”.

3. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Monster Hunter characters and go on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon. It’s like a cosplay party meets a boss battle, and it’s absolutely wild.

4. Our server is endorsed by Notch himself. Yes, THE Notch. He saw how awesome our builds were and just had to give us his stamp of approval. So basically, if you join, you’re basically playing on the same server as the Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Horse Bite Minecraft Server

animal aggression, Animal Attack, animal bites, animal defense, animal instincts, animal safety, BITE, danger, dangerous animals, deadly bite, Equine, Horse, horse aggression, horse anatomy, horse attack, horse behavior, horse bite injuries, horse teeth, Minecraft, Safety, Server, wild animals

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	256	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

big companies, career advancement, career development, Challenges, ChaosCraft, chaotic, chaotic company, Company, company culture, company hierarchy, corporate chaos, corporate culture, learnin, learning experience, lessons learned, office politics, organizational structure, personal growth, professional experience, Professional Growth, smp, toxic work environment, work environment, work ethic, workplace dynamics

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!