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Seven Games Without A Win Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	8454	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server has just absorbed the power of the almighty shitties! That’s right, we now have the combined power of United and shitties, making us the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP out there.

Join us if you want to experience crazy battles between United and shitties, with explosions and chaos at every turn. Our server is like no other, with insane storylines and plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of United and shitties!

Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Troll Together!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers come to play and create chaos like never before.

Imagine building a house with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her angelic voice. Or exploring dungeons with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will guide you through the treacherous traps and monsters.

But that’s not all! Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino engage in epic battles with Vox Akuma and Ike Eveland. It’s a showdown like no other!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the realm of ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, and Scarle Yonaguni will test your courage and wit in their twisted challenges.

But beware of XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and Kotoka Torahime will lead you on a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement. And don’t even get me started on Krisis, where Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to join in on the chaos, that is!

NinjaCraft: Slaying Creepers & Eating Sushi

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Japanese RPG-inspired Minecraft server? Well, get ready to face the ultimate challenge because the final boss is none other than the Abrahamic God! That’s right, you’ll have to battle it out with the Almighty himself to claim victory and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy quests, insane monsters, and mind-boggling puzzles that will test your skills and wit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Japanese RPG Minecraft server with the craziest final boss ever!

Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	229179	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Emeralds Found:	6235
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	956	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchantments Applied:	205	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	78
Ores Mined:	7904	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5149	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6387	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	777
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!