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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

LiberalCraft – AI Edition

AI Models, Analysis, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, chatgpt, data, Edition, findings, large language models, left-leaning bias, liberal tendencies, LiberalCraft, LLMs, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, new, nlp, political spectrum, research, study, Technology

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Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	6525	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where the AI models are more liberal than a vegan at a climate change rally? Our ChatGPT be spittin’ out left-leaning bias like it’s nobody’s business, with an average score of -30 on the political spectrum. Join us if you wanna build some socialist utopias or just chill with some woke AF villagers. Who needs right-wing mobs when you got a server full of lefty redstone geniuses? Come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again…but like, in a totally progressive way, ya feel me?

What is the IP for LCK Global Minecraft Server?

#LoLEsports, #ns, Atlus, bdd, best moment, Brion, Bro, Chovy, Chronicler, Damwon, dk, Dplus Kia, DRX, esports podcast, Faker, Gen, Global, Hanwha Life, HLE, KDF, kt, kt Rolster, Kwangdong Freecs, LCK, LCK global, lck highlight, LCK podcast, lck spring, lck summer, LCK VOD, league of legends, Liiv SANDBOX, lol, LoL Champs, LoL podcast, lsb, Mad Movie, Maurits, Minecraft, Nongshim, PogState, Proxywolf, riotgames, Server, Showmaker, T1, the pogstate, Wolf

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Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	6918
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

LCK Global is a leading provider of logistics and supply chain solutions, specializing in global transportation and warehousing services. With a focus on efficiency, reliability, and customer satisfaction, LCK Global helps businesses streamline their operations and optimize their supply chain processes. Their team of experts is dedicated to delivering innovative solutions tailored to meet the unique needs of each client.

DysonSphere: Where even the creepers are powered by clean energy!

#addons, airships, archeology, building materials, clean, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Dinos, Draconic Evolution, DysonSphere, ENERGY, eureka, Fossils, GregTech, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Powered, Quests, Server, SphereMC, Tech, Valkyrien Skies

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Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	197	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	2212

Minecraft Server: The Dyson Sphere

Server Overview
🌟 UPDATED 🌟 The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer serverhere and here. Simple and quick download! ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

This is a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 that was inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but it has been significantly trimmed and filled with our favorite mods in order to maximize gameplay and performance. This pack is intended for both builders and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world filled with modded biomes, a little bit of magic, and plenty of technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

Server Info:

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

PleasureCraft Minecraft Server

EXPLAIN, Explanation, giving sexual pleasure, Men, Minecraft, PleasureCraft, receiving sexual pleasure, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual enjoyment, sexual experiences, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, Sexual intimacy, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ores Mined:	4111	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena while riding a pig! We have a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a disco ball and makes creepers breakdance instead of explode.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows that make players fall in love with the nearest sheep. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground club where players can trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots that give them super speed and the ability to fly.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, where cows can do the moonwalk, and where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your diamond armor falls off! Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: TheBlockBuster, RedstoneRuler, CreeperCrusher, DiamondDiva

Characters, CreeperCrusher, Curious, DiamondDiva, different, Diverse, gameplay, Gaming, Intriguing, Minecraft, Multiple, Mystery, one guy, Personalities, Players, reason, RedstoneRuler, smp, speculation, Storyline, TheBlockBuster, unfamiliar, Unique, unknown, Variety, video games

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Divine Spears Created:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Votes:	3225	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our crazy cast of characters:

– First up, we have Bob the Builder. He’s not just building houses and farms, oh no. He’s building entire civilizations with his bare hands! Join to witness his insane building skills in action.

– Next, we have Sally the Schemer. She’s always coming up with the wildest plans to prank the other players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, you never know what she’ll come up with next.

– Then there’s Timmy the Troll. He’s the master of trolling and no one is safe from his shenanigans. Join the server to see how he keeps everyone on their toes with his hilarious pranks.

– And last but not least, we have Sarah the Speedrunner. She’s on a mission to beat the Ender Dragon in record time, and nothing will stand in her way. Join the server to cheer her on as she races against the clock.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Because with this crazy cast of characters, you never know what’s going to happen next! Plus, where else can you find a group of players who are this dedicated to having a good time? Join now and prepare for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SpacecraftSillies

alien encounters, celestial phenomena, cosmic mysteries, Eerie sounds, Extraterrestrial Signals, Futuristic technology, interstellar travel, mysterious sounds, outer space, science fiction, space exploration, space oddities, Space Travel, spacecraft communication, spacecraft malfunction, SpacecraftSillies, spaceship anomalies, Starliner spacecraft, strange noises, Technology, unexplained phenomena

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Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	1268
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3060
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Animals Bred:	119	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have a starliner spacecraft that makes weird noises like a cat trying to sing opera. it’s like a disco party in space but with creepers and zombies dancing around. you never know what kind of alien creatures you might encounter, like a giant space chicken or a talking space potato. plus, our server has the best virtual snacks, like pixelated pizza and square-shaped ice cream. so come on over and let’s explore the galaxy together, one block at a time!

PoodleMixMadness

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Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Zombie Dances:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

yo, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta hear dis crazy story. so, like, there was dis scientist dude who was like, “yo, let’s make some super healthy designer dogs by crossbreeding poodles.” but guess what? turns out, it was all a lie! dem crossbreed dogs ain’t even healthier than da purebreds!

so, like, if u wanna join dis server, u gotta be ready for some wild adventures. we got crazy builds, epic quests, and even a secret underground dog breeding lab (jk, dat part ain’t true). but seriously, join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb diggity. trust me, u won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LALIGA EA SPORTS Minecraft Server?

barca, barcelona, Dani Olmo, ea, EA Sports, FC Barcelona, FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid Highlights, FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid resumen, Ferran Torres goal, football, Goal, gol, goles, hat trick, highlights, Highlights FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid, Kounde goal, laliga, laliga ea sports, LALIGA Resumen, Lewandowski goal, Liga, Minecraft, Raphinha hat trick, resumen, Resumen Barça, Resumen Barcelona, Resumen FC Barcelona – Real Valladolid, Resumen LALIGA, Resumen Valladolid, Server, sports, valladolid

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Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	2101	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	2490
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

LALIGA EA SPORTS is a partnership between LaLiga, Spain’s top football league, and EA SPORTS, a leading video game developer. It brings the excitement and thrill of LaLiga’s top teams and players to fans around the world through the popular FIFA video game series. With realistic graphics, gameplay and official licenses, LALIGA EA SPORTS allows players to experience the intensity of LaLiga matches in the comfort of their own homes.

✨ Aeltheria: Where Villagers have better job security than actual people

Actual, Adventures, Aeltheria, Auctions, collection, cosmetic, Currency, Economy, Equipment, FANTASY, Fishing, Job, Lands, Lore, Magic, Npcs, Path, people, plushies, Quests, Ranking, SECURITY, smp, Storage, titles, Treasures, villagers

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Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. The best part? You don’t have to pick just one job—you can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳
Immersive NPCs	Meet our friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys, which contain exclusive wraps, powerful rods, and more! 🐟✨
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only, so you won’t miss out on anything by not purchasing them. 🌸🎁
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank! This convenient feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for one of many adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, numerous custom titles, and so much more. We’re just getting started, and we can’t wait for you to join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: You can join the server by entering the IP play.aeltheria.com in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. You can find the rules on our website or Discord server.
Q: Can I create my own custom jobs on the server?	A: Currently, we only offer a set of predefined jobs for players to choose from. However, we are always open to suggestions and feedback from our community.
Q: How can I earn Petals?	A: Petals can be earned through various gameplay activities such as voting, ranking up, and participating in chat games. They can also be purchased to support the server.

DemonLordMC Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Demon, DemonLordMC, FANTASY, Gender Identity, gender transformation, Hero, Level 1 Demon Lord, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, One-Room Hero, relationships, romance, Server, shape shifting, shapeshifter, Supernatural, transformation

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Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can marry a Shapeshifter and never have a dull moment! Imagine the possibilities – one day your partner could be a beautiful princess, and the next day a rugged lumberjack. Who wouldn’t want that kind of excitement in their life? Plus, think of all the fun role-playing scenarios you could come up with! Join us now and experience the wildest love story of your Minecraft life.