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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1793 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
